January 2012
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stye-lish -_______________-
this stye hurts :( my mom said, “ohhh..it’s so STYE-lish” & she laughed at herself for making that joke. i told her that i wasn’t going to give her the christmas present my sister & i bought her hahaha. thats mother daughter love.
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“your voice, has got me trippin’. i can’t stop missin’ you.”
good day, today :)
good day today—took grandpapa to his eye doctor appointment. visited michelle at the library as she studied. got to talk to don for awhile. so far, his deployment is going good for him. supported elaine at the viewing. hooka sesh. gift exchange. late night dinner at buffalo wild waaaaaaangs!
tomorrow? work. last final of the semester. fill out applications. job hunting. finish xmas...
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my older cousins post on her way of solving her 5...
“so my 5 year old Nevaeh has been lying to me lately and i’ve been letting it slide by but of course i would tell her not to be lying to me and she would say ‘okay’. so last night i had enough, she told a lie and i got mad at her and told her to go upstairs and pick out her favorite necklace or bracelet and take it outside and put it in the trash. she did with tears in her...
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oh bro, you good.
me: how the fuck is she getting some & i'm not?!
indy: cause you got class & you ain't a hoe.
me: damnit..
indy: haha
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out of sight, out of mind.
but when i do see you or anything that cooralates with you, everything just falls on me & you’re on my mind constantly.
one month down.
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"you knew damn well what you were doing."
Be true to yourself, and let go when it must go.
via drawyourrswords
Sometimes, it wasn't cause I was looking for Love...
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trip.
what if the dreams you have are memories from the past lives you lived?
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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