December 2010
73 posts
freals, indy?
me: oh! i forgot to tell ya! i got the job!
bro: what? where?!
me: at an Adult Day--
bro: like a porno store?!
me: --care Center as a nursing assistant.....WHAT?!
bro: huh? you said an ADULT..like an ADULT STORE?
me: freals?!
bro: OH! i get it.. i get it!!
me: i'm gonna chop your weiner off & make you eat it.
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It's refreshing to hear a guy say "I made plans...
inanutchelle:
emjayd:
ifyouseekglacy:
haylebaby:
jesskaashley:
loveanica:
jaycakes:
kashmeare:
Granted, it IS nice when a guy is considerate by letting the girl choose what to do when they hang out or go on a date, but that gets old. Word to the wise, fellas.
word.
i’m defined by my life choices and i am a complex person. multi-dimensional doesn’t even begin to describe who i am. i am a hopeless romantic & extremely competitive. i try to be a cultural relativist and believe everyone should be.
You have to get hurt. That's how you learn. The...
Females want sex just as bad if not more than men.
just sayin’
It's tough to be responsible cause when anything...
WORD <3
via Ate Loni’s FB status.
my mom tries.
mom: are you going with them?
sister: no.
mom: why?
sister: because they might go home late.
mom: ...just go with them so that they can go home early!
sister: NO! you just want me to be a SPPPPPYYYYYY!!!!
dad: jhoelle, did you hear that? your mom wants your sister to be a spy for your outing tonight.
me: yeaah, daddio i heard -_-
dad: ma, they're sisters...you're never going to get her to talk. even if you tell her to spy, she's not going to say anything.
^ how come my parents switched places?!
(via jobeeezy) “my love for you is real. if...
because i FORCE my younger cousins to love me :)
Ate Jhoelle: *kawawa voice* Waaahh I miss you!
Me: Wth? What's wrong??
Ate Jhoelle: I miss you!! Say it back!!
Me: Okay I miss you too!!! Haha
this here, goes out to you.
this week has been quite eventful. all in all, what i learned overall this week is that the unexpected could & can be thee most incredible thing that could happen to you. it’s a blessing in disguise type of thing. i’m not here to talk shit or to make him feel bad, but to thank him. so this here, goes out to you.
Dear you, i ran into your parents yesterday at the hospital’s...
inhalexxhale:
alyssachampagne:
you know you’re...
womp.
2 finals down & 1 to go— tomorrow’s final should be cake! i loved the class & i learned so much from it. i just have to memorize 70+ medical abbreviations & look over old quizzes and i should be good to go!
THINGS TO DO AFTER LAST FINAL:
clean my room.
do laundry (which i’m getting that shit done & over with now!)
buy Frosty the Snowman crafts for my sunday...
imagine being put on HOLD for something you’ve...
pretty much sums it up.
(via inanutchelle)
“Sometimes I pretend that I could care less. It’s not out of spite, nor hate, nor...”
– (via harmonykay)
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings by Alfred Angelo
la-tua-stella:
mallorycantdraw:
chatterboxrose:
http://www.disneybridal.com/
Give me Belle’s dress and no one will get hurt.
Ariel dress? Hello future wedding dress. Come into my closet now.
Holy bejeezus.
i’m in looooooooove with ariel’s <3 <3 <3 my sister is always saying how i have nice curves especially my hips/butt area..SO, i’m...
i wish you the best of luck..
& now i’m gonna throw them deuces up.
I deserve the truth so give it to me straight, no...
Firetruck Game
Guy: Do you wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do you play?
Guy: I get to run my fingers (which represent the fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay, let's play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
^hahaha that's a good one =]
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is it true that no one likes a lefty ?
if this is AP — fyou! but in my nice loving way. hahaha! yeah riiiight, people loooove lefty’s :)
go ‘head—